Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat

Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there

by straightforseth October 12, 2021

Jonathan Doggy

the sexual position in which you have one foot on the cooker and the other on the cooker hood while the woman sits on her head and does breakdance and holds her hand on the microwave

I was fucking her so bad while we were doing the Jonathan Doggy

by StepbroStalin May 5, 2021

Rusty Johnathan

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.

When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.

by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010

Jonathan Gaming JG Myths

A channel that is cringey and make gaming challenges

JG Myths: Hi everyone I'm Jonathan Gaming JG Myths welcome to Part 2 of my Fire Emblem Heroes Challenge.

by Jonathan Gaming February 24, 2019

jhonatan

He's got the best spirit, and a unique personality which is very attractable. Jhonatan is a young mature man who is modest, extremly generouse and caring to others, polite, yet very fun and cheerful with remarkable intelegance and strength.

Jhonatan knew he needed money but gave it all away to someone he cares for.

Though Jhonatan is not doing well in school his intelegance level is unserpass

Jhonatan, who dosen't just love him

by Wise words January 1, 2014

Johnathan

He fucked Dracula's daughter.

Dracula: HAHA Johnathan, you are fucking my daughter!

by t0rr1d_ June 8, 2021

jonathan davis

The lead singer of the nu-metal band Korn. He rocks. Enough said.

All Korn haters can go screw themselves for all I care.

by Random Jones September 10, 2005