jewy

adj. - referring to the outward manifestations of Jewish identity such as appearance, clothes, accent, or religious observance.

"Rachel broke up with Dan. Even though he was Jewish, his red hair and Gentile friends just weren't Jewy enough for her."

by Dorothy April 21, 2008

Jewsy Couture

Jewsy Couture
Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!

Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"

by Zhally (We Black) April 18, 2007

Jeffy

A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you sexually, emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.

I was feeling so lonely after my boyfriend dumped me, I felt unttractive, unwanted and broke. So I called my friend Steve, who is a totally "Jeffy", to take me out, listen to my problems and pay for me. Although he gets very aggressive at the end of the night and I feel, given the opporuntity he would rape me, I still feel safe around him.

by Alan S. April 21, 2008

Jewwy

1. Of or relating to Jewish people or Jewish culture
2. Including, involving or initiated by Jews

"Your hair frizzed up a lot today. It's looking very Jewwy"
"That AEPI party last night was so Jewwy"

by TheLivingStench July 16, 2016

Jewfro

1. (Noun): A Jew that has a nice looking afro.

Max's Jewfro is on point today.

by John Witoski January 17, 2017

Jeffy in the Road

A minor inconvenience; a speedbump in the way of getting with a girl; the guy, who has an outstanding relationship with a girl, who you must bump out of the way to get with her

Guy 1: Man, I'd love to get with Jolanta.
Guy 2: I heard she has a boyfriend.
Guy 1: Nevermind him. He's just a Jeffy in the Road. He'll be out of the picture in a week.

by Andrew Gordon September 20, 2008

jewby

A cross between a Jew and a noob/newb, used to demonstate the suckiness of a person or used jokingly with a good friend in which it is then used to mock or ridicule

hey jewby you stole my fries and shake!

hey jewby you haven't called me in months!

by kevmandigo March 17, 2008