Jewfy

Being cheap for a goofy reason

Mom: By this for your little brother.
Me: I can't afford it, I'm saving up for a liquid ass.
Mom: Your jewfy!

by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015

Jeffy

Jeffy hates green beans likes to spank his diaper wears a helmet on top of his head had a fish named pee pee suck and a hamster named pee pee suck 2 his daddy's the tooth fairy and he loves his cat piano

Jeffy stop it

by Matt saber April 11, 2017

jewfag

A Jewish Faggot

Demetrius is a jewfag.

by leo69 December 16, 2008

Jeffyeet

A person who is absolutely shit at any game that he has ever played and will play.

Person 1: Have you not warmed up today why are you acting like such a jeffyeet?
Person 2: Sorry, today is just one of those days where I can't score for shit.

by nibblerochoppa September 19, 2020

Jeffy

Jeffy hates his green beans. His foster parents are Mario and Rosalina but, his real mom is a drug addict and his dad was a famous painter who died and gave Jeffy 1,000,000 dollars. Jeffys favorite toy is his cat piano but, Mario ate it. Jeffys favorite song is Hop Hop.

Mario: Jeffy eat your green beans

Jeffy: no daddy I don't wanna eat my green beans
Mario: you have to Jeffy
Jeffy: *Throws green beans at the wall*

by Sith_the_sloth June 29, 2017

Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.

Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!

by ThisNameIsNotAlreadyBeingUsed May 17, 2009

jeffy spaghetti

in an alternate universe where Jesus is named Jeffy spaghetti instead.

OH, JEFFY SPAGHETTI!!

by spaghetti jeff January 23, 2018