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Being cheap for a goofy reason
Mom: By this for your little brother.
Me: I can't afford it, I'm saving up for a liquid ass.
Mom: Your jewfy!
Jewfy by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015
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Jeffy hates green beans likes to spank his diaper wears a helmet on top of his head had a fish named pee pee suck and a hamster named pee pee suck 2 his daddy's the tooth fairy and he loves his cat piano
Jeffy stop it
Jeffy by Matt saber April 11, 2017
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Jewfy Jeffy jewy jewface jewfish jeffy spaghetti Jewcy Jewey jewf jewfag
Demetrius is a jewfag.
jewfag by leo69 December 16, 2008
A person who is absolutely shit at any game that he has ever played and will play.
Person 1: Have you not warmed up today why are you acting like such a jeffyeet?
Person 2: Sorry, today is just one of those days where I can't score for shit.
Jeffyeet by nibblerochoppa September 19, 2020
Jeffy hates his green beans. His foster parents are Mario and Rosalina but, his real mom is a drug addict and his dad was a famous painter who died and gave Jeffy 1,000,000 dollars. Jeffys favorite toy is his cat piano but, Mario ate it. Jeffys favorite song is Hop Hop.
Mario: Jeffy eat your green beans

Jeffy: no daddy I don't wanna eat my green beans
Mario: you have to Jeffy
Jeffy: *Throws green beans at the wall*
Jeffy by Sith_the_sloth June 29, 2017

Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.
Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!

jeffy spaghetti 

in an alternate universe where Jesus is named Jeffy spaghetti instead.
jeffy spaghetti by spaghetti jeff January 23, 2018
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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