Jewfy

Being cheap for a goofy reason

Mom: By this for your little brother.
Me: I can't afford it, I'm saving up for a liquid ass.
Mom: Your jewfy!

by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015

jewfi

Jewish wifi. Where you're too cheap to pay for your own internet access, so you use your neighbors wifi to get online.

I need to post my status, let me login to my jewfi. I hope it's in range.

by Griffin guy July 03, 2014

jewfie

A Jew from Newfoundland.

Mix of Newfie and Jewish.

So a Canadian, and American, and a Jewfie all go into a bar...

by foreign hand January 05, 2005