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Jewel

Jewel is a wonderful person she is always there for you and she has beautiful hair and everyone just wants to touch it whenever she is mad at you she can never stay mad at you I walk with her all the time and we can never stop talking I love you so fricken much jewel you are my #1 best friend ๐Ÿ’–
I ownjewel you have beautiful hair can I touch it ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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jewelee

A sweet and loving girl who is pure awesome. She is more beautiful than any other girl and has the eyes, body, and smile to prove it. She'll most likely have the ass of a goddess too.

She will make you laugh when you're hurt, happy when you're sad, and always be there for you. And when she's not caring for you she's helping those around her and fixing the world.

She's that girl you want to be around because she's either the one or the one that got away.
Look at this lucky dude, he has a Jewelee.
by Twizzler307 October 23, 2013
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Saw Jawed

A less than pleasurable, painful blow job. Typically involving too much teeth and a novice giver.
My uncle wonโ€™t let me blow him anymore. Said I saw jawed him for the last time.

That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.
by Dick Onchin June 4, 2020
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Jewel

Precious, sweet, caring, & a role model to others. A one of a kind person.
Oh! She is a jewel!
by tmbby March 4, 2015
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Slack jawed faggot

A person of weak tender, not one associated with macho tendencies.
bucnh of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
by Billy bob April 14, 2003
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jewdar

An insanely useful way of detecting the presence of another Jew in the near vicinity mainly by looks or auditory sample. You are one lucky bastard if you posess this and are not in fact a Jew yourself.
Randomness #1: Hey, is that guy-?
"Guy": SHALOM!
Randomness #2: Hella yeah.
by Chezlea March 14, 2004
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Jewdiligence

(Verb) to do your due-diligence in finding the best offer or deal or coupon before making a purchase.
I have to do my Jewdiligence before I can buy that plane ticket.
by rabbihacker March 18, 2019
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