jethro

The NZ form of a hillbilly or bogan Enjoys saying hot diggity dam, eats too much and plays the banjo.

What the hell are you doing you Jethro?

by squashi_mitsu December 6, 2003

Jethrosexual

Someone who embodies the timeless styling made famous by the band Jethro Tull in an overtly sexual manner. Usually seen wearing knee high moccasins, long hair, tight pants, tight striped pants, etc. while playing flute in the park.

Hey, check out that jethrosexual with lace up knee high moccasins playing flute in the park. He's really got it.

by PDX-Seabass December 22, 2009

Jethro

The w.t. (white trash) version of ghetto.

Making your kids watch ANOTHER "Scooby" tape while you and your friends smoke meth is so Jethro.

by dan stewart April 25, 2006

jethrospective

The point of view that comes from under a mullet. A hillbillies way of thinking.

Pete: is that dude peeing in a bottle?

Scottie: It makes sense to him, you just gotta see his Jethrospective.

Pete: what do you mean?

Scottie: Why would he want to get out of line here at the Bon Jovi concert? or quit drinking beer? Makes more sense to pee in a bottle and wing it in the bushes.

by Glenwood5 March 10, 2010

Jethro Gibbs

Literally the sexiest man ever

Jethro Gibbs is sexy

by randomasssimp April 1, 2021

Jethro

Jethro is an amazing guy, really funny and friendly. But dont get on his bad side, he will try to help you no matter what.

Wow is that a jethro?

by Unknownxgirlx December 8, 2019

Jethro Tull

the best fucking band ever. im a cajun from Louisiana state but this band FUCKING GETS IT!! they may be british but they were the evilest, most cynical and realist metal band than even Black Sabbath. only pussies listen to black sabbath. real men listen to Jethro Tull. (a band with obvious intellectual ability, and very politically incorrect and street smart. what other band could write a song dedicated to a pedophile named aqualung, all the way back in 1971? absolutely brilliant people.)

Jethro Tull, hmn where to start? they're certainly more preferable than black sabbath. and they have a kickass flute player who knows what he is doing. and they talk about the degeneracy of post-ww2 western civlisation.

by Abraham's Adversary January 15, 2019