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Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.
Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.
by maxflight June 19, 2010
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JesKid

Jessie Cowell, the director of the independent film Shades of Grey. Also the star of "Jeskid TV".
Jeskid has a new video out.. I think he dances in this one.
by Kschenke April 30, 2006
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jerkiatric

An old bitter person that never has anything good to say about anything or anyone.
Geriatric jerk jerkiatric
by ideamanrick October 7, 2010
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Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.
I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.
by School Wizard February 27, 2011
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co-jerking

A co-jerking space is a shared working environment where people who might otherwise be productively working from their bedrooms are working alongside each other in a large common space. Co-jerkers are often inexperienced, highly distractible tech entrepreneurs obsessed with "innovation" and "community", are prone to making loud Skype calls, being overly supportive of each others' projects, and being obsessed with the latest successful company instead of their own.
I can't wait to move my tech startup to a normal office, and out of this co-jerking space.
by scooterkay April 5, 2015
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leeroy jenkins

someone who is so wreckless in a video game that it is downright insane
oh my god leeroy jenkins stop you'll get us all killed!
by fishlover21 June 17, 2016
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Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.
Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.
by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020
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