Jabeebus

1)To be used in place in the holy name Jesus.
2)A name for which to give a child that you forever want to be in tears or tortured til the end of days
3)A word to be used in place of a cuss word by a teenager to keep from getting trouble

1. Oh Jabeebus! I can't believe she's doin it again!
2. Jabeebus, your momma must've hated you!!!!
3. She is being such a Jabeebus!!!!

just like a Slinky, great for a girl or a boy!

by Alley God April 8, 2009

On Jahbert

On god because john egbert is god himself hehe weewee

"I cannot stand gay people on jahbert"

by hajiweewee July 27, 2019

Jabber-Wickling

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.

1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was jabber-wickling under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I jabber-wickle until she notices.

by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

jabbed

Got the covid-19 vaccine

I've been jabbed

by Francesco II March 20, 2021

jabez

Jabez. a good soul and a kind heart that deserved better. who is never forgotten and is continued to be loved especially by his bestfriend/brother alex. he will always be in your heart. your guardian angel. jabez , a funny guy with sense of humor. your a legend.

jabez he left a legacy and touched many hearts. he’s got you alex .

by s.c.l September 4, 2019

Jabber Jaws

One who talks incessantly about his/herself or anything in general.

Jill is such a fucking jabber jaws, it's like 'shut the fuck up already.'

by EatMyShorts89 April 1, 2009

Jabueno

used to describe something good, great, or awesome

That weed was very jabueno!

by creepin jenny's December 4, 2010