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A very intelligent and unique young lady. If you have the privilege of meeting a young lady with such a name do not hesitate to befriend her for she is fabulous and probably the coolest person you will ever meet.
by Laputa March 11, 2013
Get the Jarely mug.Lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, along with his brother Shannon Leto, bassist Matt Wachter and guitarist Tomo Millicevic.
He was born December 26th, 1971
He's not afraid to wear eyeliner
He claimed to be asexual, like Morrissey
He is a vegetarian
He is also an actor
He was born December 26th, 1971
He's not afraid to wear eyeliner
He claimed to be asexual, like Morrissey
He is a vegetarian
He is also an actor
by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006
Get the Jared Leto mug.A tall, handsome, and kindhearted guy. Sometime he's socially awkward but you think it's you being awkward because he's so hot. Jarets are known for having brown or dirty blonde hair and a hot body. All the girls are in love with him, especially since he has a nice dick!
Girl 1: Jaret is SOOOOOO hot!
Girl 2:I KNOW RIGHT!!! That truck that hit him most have been awfully big! *looks at Jaret from his elementary years to today*
Girl 2:I KNOW RIGHT!!! That truck that hit him most have been awfully big! *looks at Jaret from his elementary years to today*
by Sass Queen 17 April 23, 2016
Get the Jaret mug.A fine ass powerful Mexican woman with black, silky hair, a cute laugh, a childish smile, a fat ass, some chunk, a tight pussy that's wetter than a lake, some pretty hazel eyes, and astounding intellect, a big heart, a very open sense of humor, that doesn't drink, smoke, or do any illicit drugs, and that jams to some bomb ass Mexican music.
by AnonGhostEx January 18, 2017
Get the Jareny mug.A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.
Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?
by Lord Kickass July 11, 2011
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