Jalapenis

A penis that is hot, spicy and you want it in your mouth.

"That jalapenis was so hot, I could barely keep it in my mouth"

by Lady123456 January 20, 2009

Jalepeno Popper

A sexual act which begins with the doggy style position. The male is to insert a wad of smokeless tobacco i.e. Skoal, Big Red, etc. With the curvature that the female forms during this sexual act the male then begins to spit on her back. Once a small pool has formed, he then dips his thumb into said pool of tobacco spit, and shoves it up her ass.

Dude, did you jalepeno popper that random chick last night?

by Karate In The Garage May 14, 2011

gringo jalapeños

a pickle

I was drinking a Patron margarita when I suddenly got the hankering for some homemade gringo jalapeños

by V-Popp April 28, 2015

Japenis

A japenis is preferring to a small Japanese dick of penis. This includes anime.

Look at Brandon's japenis.

by Aspen gray January 28, 2017

Jalepeno Buttsex

After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.

You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."

Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."

by Hamtown December 2, 2010

Jalapenis

The act of purposefully or accidentally getting jalapeno juice on your or another man's penis.

I went to take a piss after cooking with jalapenos and accidentally got jalapenised.

by PimpDaddyPink July 19, 2018

Jalapenis

Chomping on a jalapeno and and then giving a blowjob.

My wife gave me jalapenis

by Jmad1987 November 24, 2018