Jaffa Snatch

A ginger birds vagina

I heard Cilla Black had one hell of a Jaffa Snatch

by Jamesrjbh October 15, 2018

Soggy Jaffa Cake

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.

"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."

by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008

jaffa

(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.

I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

jaffa

A human slave who incubates a Goa'uld larva in his chest. The Jaffa serve as the army of the Goa'uld.

"Jaffa, kree!"

by Teal'c June 13, 2003

Jaffa

A sponge cake with plain chocolate and a smashing orangy bit.

I never share my jaffa cakes

Hands off my jaffas!

by Lemmiwinks December 30, 2004

Jaffa

Jaffas is the registered trademark for a small round sweet consisting of a soft chocolate centre with a hard covering of orange flavoured and coloured candy. The name derives from the colour of oranges from Jaffa, Israel. Jaffas have often been sold in movie theatres and have gained iconic status because of the noise made when they are dropped (accidentally or deliberately) and rolled down sloping wooden floors. Through association with this candy, Jaffa is sometimes used to describe a chocolate-orange flavour. In Dunedin New Zealand every year 20,000 Jaffas are raced down Bawldrin Street the World's Steepest Street.

I like to eat Jaffas.

by James.Hall August 3, 2007

Jaffa

A descriptive word to define Simon J Cartwright

Simon, hes a complete jaffa - no spunk in his trunk

by xx-xxxx April 18, 2014