by The Man 8 November 09, 2021
I think we should recognize that the jackassery we often see around here is party because of people is partly because of people mugging for short term camera opportunities
by momofungi March 25, 2022
"I think we should recognize that the jackassery we often see around here is partly because of people mugging for short-term camera opportunities." Senator Ben Sasse (R Nebraska) speaking after Senator Ted Cruz (R Texas) at the Senate confirmation hearing for Supreme Court nominee, Ketanji Brown Jackson
by MiseryX March 24, 2022
Andrea: "boy, that guy sure parked in a clearly labelled handicap zone."
Dan: "Yes, Andrea, he sure performed a flagrant act of jackassery in his decision to park there."
Dan: "Yes, Andrea, he sure performed a flagrant act of jackassery in his decision to park there."
by dantheplumber January 26, 2013
Grade-D Jackassery is Jackassery at any-level of Jackassery, while really referring to the "D", or, "Dick", and is a reference to the sexual theme of a form of Jackassery.
Grade-D Jackassery is, in essence, responding in giving your opinion of something or someone by choosing to say option "d" - all of the above, and while simultaneously saying something was kinky, or otherwise sexually themed humor.
Grade-D Jackassery is, in essence, responding in giving your opinion of something or someone by choosing to say option "d" - all of the above, and while simultaneously saying something was kinky, or otherwise sexually themed humor.
dude 1 "Dude remember how Fred's ex girlfriend that cheated on him was all up on my jock at that party last night?"
dude 2 "Yeah she's one slatternly chick. What did you say to her anyway, she looked PISSED when she left!"
dude 1} "Hahahah, she said she thought there was something between us. I told her 'Well you THOT WRONG!' LOL."
dude 2 "Dude no way that's straight up some Grade-D Jackassery right there!"
dude 1 "Dude, guilty as charged brotha, sings in Bob-Marley tone ~I shot the sheriff ~ but I did not fux with that beezy!"
dude 2 "Teacher be like- 'Well, you got straight D's all year long.... You PASS with HONORS son!' -Hahahahhaah!"
dude 2 "Yeah she's one slatternly chick. What did you say to her anyway, she looked PISSED when she left!"
dude 1} "Hahahah, she said she thought there was something between us. I told her 'Well you THOT WRONG!' LOL."
dude 2 "Dude no way that's straight up some Grade-D Jackassery right there!"
dude 1 "Dude, guilty as charged brotha, sings in Bob-Marley tone ~I shot the sheriff ~ but I did not fux with that beezy!"
dude 2 "Teacher be like- 'Well, you got straight D's all year long.... You PASS with HONORS son!' -Hahahahhaah!"
by Biggie Dawg March 25, 2023
Grade-A Jackassery is Top-Noche Jackassery to the 10th degree. Which is triple black-belt degree and immediately licenses you as a Jedi Master or a Lord Sith or both if you're kinky like that because Grade-A Jackassery can make up it's own official titles to itself at-whim.
That's Grade-A Jackassery that only a Grade-A Jackass could do.
That's Grade-A Jackassery that only a Grade-A Jackass could do.
person 1 "Man, remember that time Adrian wore a hospital gown to the mall and the cops thought he escaped from the loony bin"
person 2 "Yeah then they brought him to the loony bin! Now that was some Grade-A Jackassery"
person 2 "Yeah then they brought him to the loony bin! Now that was some Grade-A Jackassery"
by Biggie Dawg March 25, 2023
Grade-B Jackassery is a common form of "Jackassery" on a grading-scale starting from "Grade-A Jackassery", but is specifically one level lower in intensity.
"Come on Mr. Bucknell, that form of Grade-B Jackassery is not appreciated here."
"You know I was being a Grade-A Jackass, but James you can't be following my Jackassery with Grade-B Jackassery. It's just not the same thing."
"You know I was being a Grade-A Jackass, but James you can't be following my Jackassery with Grade-B Jackassery. It's just not the same thing."
by Biggie Dawg March 25, 2023