ja rule

ja rule fell off harder than anyone in the history of mankind. the label he is signed to, murder inc, got murdered in a sense that no one will ever listen to another ja rule song with a straight face. Ja Rule...did not rule.

i.e. Yo vincent man, u fell off like ja rule!

by The Brown One April 24, 2005

Ja Rule

a Black Ninja Turtle who used to live in a sewer because he was afraid of the ghetto.

Ja Rule:What're you doin here Timberlake?!
Justin Timberlake: Running away from the ghetto, yo.

by NeedaPottyBreak November 22, 2003

Ja Rule

A very nasty fungus that grows on the bottoms of feet, usually after consuming too much of an alcoholic beverage. It is green, moldy, and continues to reproduce itself in the swells and fat cells of your feet. The cure for Ja Rule is to go to your local doctor and get the pill "Tupac" perscribed to you.

"Friend 1: Yo man, i was clubbin' last night with my friend Fat Joe, and then Shaq came and stole his cheeseburger. Fat joe cried, so i took him home, then when i woke up, I had ja rule on my feet!"

"Friend 2: I've had ja rule before, you need to take a dose of tupac"

by Tyrell Jesse June 5, 2005

Ja-rule

Ja-Rule is a wannabe gangsta rapper, he got no flow and he's always with that stupid bitchass sideburned ashanti

Ja-Rule, a real wanksta

by G-UnitSoldier December 26, 2005

Ja Rule

A little rat. Look at his rat-face when he laughs.

Fuck Ja Rule

by biatch November 23, 2003

Ja Rule

A wannabe rapper who is rumored to take it up the ass from his barber.

50 Cent owns this little beyotch, and there ain't nothin Louis Farrakhan can say to change that shit.

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 18, 2003

ja rule

Little rat faced midget piece of shit.

Bob: Wow, that washroom stinks!
Joe: Thats because somebody forgot to flush their ja rule

by DaVeY-KsOiEhAwO February 21, 2005