irrational number

a person that doesn't belong in your friendship circle. this person can not be made in to a fraction of friendship pie.

an awesome phrase made by brooke

Golly, your suck an irrational number.

by Brooke with an "e" November 21, 2006

Irrationalite

A term coined to describe gullible people who buy into propaganda over valid data. It can be used as a general insult that transcends gender, race, cultures, nationalities, politics and religion.

"That fucking irrationalite."
"Kay is such an irrationalite."
"Can you believe that irrationalite? Did he seriously just say he is pro life?"
"Amanda is such a douchebag irrationalite."

by Nov666 January 5, 2017

Decaf-itation

A sudden, gruesome event following self-inflicted caffeine deprivation.

Man, don't go cold turkey on that java; you risk decaf-itation

by Original Robbo March 4, 2012

Irrational Rationalization

"Irrational Rationalization", or "IR", is a commonplace, non-communicable infection of cranial cognition. People whom are exposed to this infection display a number of degraded brain cells, deprivation of motor skills, and failure to comprehend logic. "IR" is displayed when one, online, debates a fairly irrelevant point to an other. Hence the name, rationalization shown by the person infected is at a very low layer of mentality. For example, when the person debates about a sort of social media plot, the host will use derogatory language, such as, "faggot", a slang term created by humans because why not. Hosts also show many usages of deus ex machina, cutting into the other conflicts of people. One more way people exhibit "IR" is by collapsing on their own statements. This is a more widespread way of IR, utilized mostly on social media sites.
"IR" has no specific cure. However, "IR" is usually prevented by:
- Thinking more frequently
- Reading a book instead of performing inane stunts for publicity
- Avoiding putting gelid objects on your head
Psychotherapy sessions may be available for diagnosing "IR", although that is very unlikely.

Person A.: "lel your just jelous because your not smart #hashtagsaresoimportant"
Person B.: "According to this, you're jealous of me for having an advanced education in English. Irrational rationalization's bad."
Person C.: "I agree, Person A should take a diagnosis for the IR infection."

by Ninja of Logic August 21, 2014

iration

the act of being irate, or when something undeniably makes you upset or angry.

"aaron, did you hate that test or WHAT? it was pure iration."
"yeah, sean, i'm so mad! IRATION!"

by ABIGAILLLL May 29, 2008

iterations

NWO sucks lots of cock because he's a faggot.

NWO sniffs little boys bicycle seats

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Irrational Jimmy

A state of mind where the person, place or thing causes complete imaginary chaos that becomes real for about 10 seconds.

Dude, I feel like an irrational Jimmy for a second there.

by urbanwordhunter April 17, 2010