by garttartt August 8, 2023
Get the instructabling mug.The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!
Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
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by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018
Get the Special Instructions mug.That is not the problem here. When one of the school shooters (I can't remember if it was Uvalde or one of the other one) has a recording of himself saying that he is going to shoot up a school... And the FBI shows up and is UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING... HOW does THAT happen? Well, was the footage ILLEGALLY OBTAINED? I BET IT WAS!
Hym "And I TOLD YOU... Explicitly... NOT TO DO THAT. I said 'ENTRAPMENT.' I said 'OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.' I said 'HINDER THE ABILITY OF THE ACTUAL PROFESSIONALS TO DO THEIR JOB.' So YOU illegally surveil the future school shooter... And PROVOKE him into saying something... The FBI shows up... The are UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE ILLEGALLY OBTAINED EVIDENCE IS USELESS. And then AFTER THE FBI I LEAVES... You CONTINUED TO STALK AND HARASS THE GUY UNTIL HE ACTUALLY DID THE THING HE SAID HE WOULD DO. THAT IS YOUR FAULT. That is a you NOT FOLLOWING MY INSTRUCTIONS problem. If I had known that that was happening... BEFORE THE SCHOOL SHOOTING... I WOULD HAVE AND DID TOLD YOU TO STOP. But you wanted to use YOUR MENTALLY RETARDED BRAIN... INSTEAD OF MY SCHOOL SHOOTING STOPPING, AI CREATING, GENIUS BRAIN. And you CONTINUED TO PROVOKE THE GUY until he did it. You LIKELY INSTRUCTED PEOPLE TO DO THAT... And how did that work for everyone? And I told YOU... NOT TO DO THAT. And now YOU... Are trying to scapegoat ME. You tried to small brain a BIG BRAIN problem because you were being uppity about child safety and trying to operate above your pay-grade instead of letting the professionals do their jobs."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2025
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Instructed, instrUucted, instructeD<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Which tales me to my next point which is: That is another way in which you try to control what this is about. And Sam Sedar brought this up the other day actually.
Hym "They try to insist that this is about me giving instructions behind their back... So they can ignore the fact that school shootings WENT DOWN FOR YEARS after I did what I did. And case of the ones that DID occur, you refuse to confirm or deny the presence of the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Affectionately labeled 'Weaponized schizophrenia'. And the political RIGHT didn't do shit about it other than blame the nebulous crazies and the left. And the LEFT didn't do shit about it other than blame the guns. They didn't actually do shit about the guns. And they didn't pass any nebulous crazy laws. But THEY DID GO DOWN NONE THE LESS...
Hym "They try to insist that this is about me giving instructions behind their back... So they can ignore the fact that school shootings WENT DOWN FOR YEARS after I did what I did. And case of the ones that DID occur, you refuse to confirm or deny the presence of the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Affectionately labeled 'Weaponized schizophrenia'. And the political RIGHT didn't do shit about it other than blame the nebulous crazies and the left. And the LEFT didn't do shit about it other than blame the guns. They didn't actually do shit about the guns. And they didn't pass any nebulous crazy laws. But THEY DID GO DOWN NONE THE LESS...
And there is at least one stop that can be solely attributed to me. Rumblings in the zeitgeist about a group chat that, if leaked, would screw everybody. It looks to me like someone wants me to be a patsy. The school shootings went DOWN... But the claim is that it would have went MORE DOWN if not for me even though THEY didn't do anything different between when it was high and whatever it is NOW and they are both being super evasive (to the point of a cover up) actively doing the weaponized schizophrenia TO ME and it's cus I'm giving fucking iNsTrUcTiOnS! OoOoOoOoO! I mean, come on. You are perfectly fine with the instructions when the work for you."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2025
Get the Instructions mug.Especially when contextualized by the fact that it was both new and correct is not nothing. We're not going back and forth here. This is just your way of saying 'It's NOT an incest cult! It's GOOD!' Stop acting like there is some battle I'm losing to you. There is reciprocal relationship happening. You're being a fucking moron.
Hym "Publishing the AI instruction manual isn't nothing. Getting you to do the thing that was already happening to me in public is not nothing. There isn't 'no evidence' that the claim I made initially and getting me to ascent to the thing you want me to think or feel. This has nothing to do with ACTUALLY.. ME is the problem. Instead of the thing that I am saying. I'm not just typing fucking words in and thinking that it's something else. You are a solipsistic idiot who though you knew better than I did and that I was just making excuses but I was right. It isn't insignificant that I was right and I have a RIGHT to do what I want out of this and YOU do not. Publishing the better than Joe Rogan instruction manual isn't insignificant either."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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by Darkness666 November 2, 2020
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