instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

Instasmash

Smashing the moment you meet. Attraction so deep you can't resist immediately screwing

Two people met and instasmash!

by Vegas16 December 14, 2016

Instastalk

When someone you have just met friends or messages you on facebook via smartphone during the time it took you to leave the bar and get home.

"Holy sh*t, she instastalked me. I can't decide if that's cool or not."

Or

"Don't friend her yet, your too close to instastalk territory."

by Drewsmits February 9, 2010

Instaslam

Sexual intercourse with a hipster; usually occurs in the context of a one night stand but the term refers to hipster sex generally.

Bro 1: Did you sleep with that hipster girl from Friday's party? I saw you guys sharing a tall boy of PBR.
Bro 2: Instaslammed her! Mad awkward though, she's in Art 403 with me.

by Brosephilus February 23, 2013

instastan

An Instagram page created by a Stan and dedicated to a respective fandom. This allows for the separation of Stan content from rinsta content.

I know my friends are sick of me posting about Taylor Swift all the time so I created an instastan and now my feed is all tay errday!

by gifwiththetimes August 21, 2019

instasteria

Obsession with Instagram posts to attract likes and comments

This fashionista has instasteria, posts every day!

by karim_the_great September 22, 2019

Instasteam

Instasteam is the intense raise of temperature during sex or making out that creates sweaty conditions and steam on windows.

I had sex with my girlfriend last night and man there was INSTASTEAM !!

by dayandficklecreatedinstasteam June 14, 2009