instaregret

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone proper rancid due to slcohol. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack combined with copious pints of ale takes over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaguilt

Dave: - "mate i pulled this munter last light with my beer goggles on... but fuck me i got instaregret the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"

by mordzy2 October 20, 2010

instamagoogletweetface

Social media in a nutshell

my opinions are so important that they need to be validated on InstaMaGoogleTweetFace

by ThreeStarBear July 31, 2019

Instatrash

Basically, its mail that you get that you never open and throw away immediately. Examples are circulars (even if you read it briefly), menus for restaurants you won't eat at, those bulky local town magazines / newspapers (does anyone read this shit?). Also includes fake-looking and suspicious-looking government, state or legal documentation. Basically, about 80% of your mail is instantly trash aka instatrash

Includes variation insta-trash

Most of my mail goes right from the tree to my trash can. It's instatrash

by Headcircus January 19, 2011

Instacrash

1. When a piece of technology fucks you over by turning off or breaking just as you were about to do something important.

2. When something or someone screws you over.

3. When you're so tired that you pass out on the spot.

1. "Man my PC just instacrashed when I was about to level up to Uber Hardcore."

2. "This chick just instacrashed my balls - I really thought I was gonna get laid tonight."

3. "Just as Johnny was about to walk out the door, he instacrashed on the curb."

by Vex Skyler October 1, 2011

Instagasm

Premature ejaculation

we were going at it, and before he put it in, he instagasmed and went to sleep.

by Markie J August 9, 2009

instacash

When you put on a condom for the first time and upon placement, you instantly achieve an erection.

Guy 1:Can I ask you a personal question?

Guy 2: Sure, go ahead.

Guy 1: Did you get instacash the first time that you tried on a condom?

Guy 2: Yeah, doesn't everyone?

by Not Op January 23, 2014

Instagag

Seeing a picture on your instagram feed that really just upsets your stomach.

Dude! did you see that picture Molly posted just makes me just wanna "instagag"

by Checkcheckcheckit September 26, 2014