instagaga

Bitches who only look fine on the gram.

James: Dammn bro, check out this chick!
Kevin: Nah B, don't fall for that shit. She's an "instagaga"

by Lal Punjabi February 1, 2018

instagasm

When someone you admire comments your instagram posts, you have an orgasm

Lau: Oh god, Patricia coriel commented my post *instagasm intensifies*

by finderskeepers69 August 6, 2016

Instagamous

Like being monogamous but only on Instagram. You can only like each other’s pics.

Tip: instagamous, no kids?

Kim: sure.

Tip: do you like sponge bob?

by Kim_stigram March 3, 2018

Instaganging

Only being 'gang' online and not in real life.

John:"look at this pic, he looks hard."
Dave:"hes not hard, he is just instaganging"

by Rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh February 9, 2019

Instanag

noun. A text or instant message sent to a significant other to remind them that they are incapable of unprompted decision-making.

If you want to avoid a potentially volitile phone conversation, send an instanag instead. They will appreciate your thoughtful reminder.

by PrettySure August 5, 2019

Instagationist

Someone who for the benefit of their amusement starts drama between other people.

Damn There he goes again , Larry is such an instagationist.

by Daweazel91 September 15, 2020

Instagasm

When a girl/boy has an instant orgasm seeing something of sexually explicit detail.

Kara and Coco had an instagasm when they saw Cole Coronado’s tiny torpedo.

by “That’s What She Said” October 31, 2020