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instahoe

(N) - anyone who uses instagram as a source for getting laid. These people typically scour through follower lists of their friends that they actually know in person, in order to increase the chances of this new user actually living nearby. Beware of Instahoes, because they did it to you, which means they will probably do it again.
I met my girlfriend on Instagram, and boy was that stupid. She cheated on me with another Instagram user who lives nearby. What an Instahoe.
by truthseeker__ August 16, 2014
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instapotatoed

The act of a company/start-up being acquired and summarily shut down with the apparent goal being to acquire the talent of the instapotatoed company.

Originated from the $10M acquisition, and subsequent instant shut down, of check-in service Hot Potato by Facebook
Sam: Dude did you hear that Gowalla got instapotatoed by Facebook?

Max: Yea I lost all my check-ins... it was like I was never there and I have to start all over again =(
by gameb0y September 14, 2012
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Instatute

Talentless girls usually plastered with too much makeup who take selfie’s and nothing else on social media. .
Oh ook at me, I’ve got no talent. Give me some likes. - Bloody Instatute! Instatute is a work mix of Instagram and Prostitute
by Maverick 51 May 18, 2021
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Instahoe

A female /male who try’s to get a buzz off someone on social media by exposing them,talking down on their name or have any type of relationship with them
“U a instahoe because u only talking to her to get your followers up”
by Ok._mikey July 9, 2018
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instaphoto

Also known as a Screenshot. By pressing the prt scr button, your computer will copy your current image. Then go into a program, such as paint, and paste the image. Now just save it and you have your instaphoto!
Dude look at my Minesweeper time in this instaphoto!
by Nathan Hulsey November 7, 2006
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Instatwitumblebook

Verb.

The act of posting a picture to instagram, twitter, tumblr, and facebook all at the same time.
Andrew: "did you see that picture of Becca and me I posted last night?"
Julia: "nooo???"
Andrew: "how could you not have? I instatwitumblebooked it!"
by Andrewcitoooo September 1, 2012
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instathots

A Thot that is consistent or always showing love on instagram
Mike: Aye you john follow this sexy ass girl?
*shows picture*
John: hell yeah she a instathots
by Stylinout6 January 4, 2014
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