Lowe's Home Improvement

The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.

Customer walks in Lowe's:

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"

Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 12, 2010

impressionable

easily manipulated/"influenced"

College students are the most impressionable fuckers ever

by ahadahat November 18, 2015

impromptofu

1. Tofu that's been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared.

Damn, a vegetarian came to the BBQ. Better serve him some impromptofu.

by impromptofu November 24, 2015

niagara falls impression

when one throws-up. Prone to happen after pregaming with appletinis.

Phrase originated in a Boston pizza in Niagara Falls, ON.

Jeremy is such a toolbox, he did his niagara falls impression all over Boston Pizza, ruining all his single friends chances with those ladies.

(Text): Ass-clown wake up for class! or are you too tired from showing everyone your niagara falls impression last night?

by Ryan and Jeremy October 15, 2007

Imprefvicticious

describing something as having a sharp and dark design with bright and contrasting colored highlights.

So this Alduin is obviously very shiny, very glowy and you know, super imprefvicticious. The aesthetics are off the charts.

by World Eater August 9, 2017

tranquil impressionism

a new movement in the genre of impressionistic painting, in which colors and textures are blended together harmoniously to create various moods in the mind of the beholder.

Coined by William Dean A. Garner

Please see http://tranquilimpressionism.com

Tranquil impressionism paintings can be viewed here: http://tranquilimpressionism.com

by William Dean A. Garner March 28, 2009

improv

short for improvisation, a comedy format in which the performers make up the scene on the spot

I saw some awesome improv at comedysportz last night

by Vlady May 9, 2003