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omni-impotent

Where a man is so shit in bed, he's dissappointed even the women he hasn't been with
Kev was such a sub standard lover he was almost omni-impotent: women who didn't know him wanted to not be with him
by sweetc October 23, 2009
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impotent rage

Approximating the punitive and terroristic actions of the russian military on Ukrainian Independence Day of 24th of August 2022.

After russian forces reportedly ground to a halt, Ukraine celebrated their independence from moscow rule under the USSR while defending themselves from russia in the full scale invasion of 2022.

The russian military targeted a train station to kill Ukranian civilians and create fear in the Ukrainian civilian population. Unfortunately for russia, Ukraine has not yet perished and the impotent rage of the russians against the Ukrainians is recorded each day that their war of aggression and conquest continues.
Are you 6 months into losing a three day blitzkrieg that you started?

Is your foe celebrating their independence day from you?

Is the worst you can do to commit a small scale terrorist attack on 15 civilians, localised entirely within a train station?

You are russia and are experiencing impotent rage.
by HIMARSk August 25, 2022
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impotent

living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.
by tellitizaman September 10, 2010
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Impatientist Painter

Impatientism is a 21th-century art movement characterized by sloppy, quick, rushed strokes, scraping, or dumping of paints on canvas without giving any shit whatsoever for 'drying time', technique, forethought, or the end result. Impatientism originated with two brothers in Los Angeles that had absolutely zero patients for anything but wanted to see if they could make something "cool" looking since all the stuff at LACMA what total crap; especially a piece of art that was just a small canvas painted red...infuriating.
Scott can't draw for shit and he's the most impatient person in the world, but he loves to paint abstract art and considers himself and Impatientist Painter.
by BabyFishMouth November 26, 2019
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poop impotent

Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.
Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.
by hotponyexpress November 19, 2015
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impatientness

to not want to wait for something,
to not want to be patient
hugh had the sexiest skinny jeans.
my impatientness to see them was rediculous
by amandapandaexoh December 16, 2008
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impotent rage

When a man can't get it up, everything bothers him. He whines, throws tantrums and if someone mentions the word "laid" the rage takes over.
I'm sick of hearing my roommate railing these girls. Damn, this impotent rage. Vengeance shall be mine!!!
by Time2suffa October 28, 2013
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