A horrible state in the northern Central Plains..
Extremely corrupt politics.
A shooting, stabbing, or mugging everyday (usually in Chicago area.)
High Taxes.
Can get all four seasons in one week of time.
Horrible roadways.
Always feuding with Wisconsin.
Anyone who doesn't live there only knows about Chicago.
Anyone who does live there, pretends they don't.
Extremely corrupt politics.
A shooting, stabbing, or mugging everyday (usually in Chicago area.)
High Taxes.
Can get all four seasons in one week of time.
Horrible roadways.
Always feuding with Wisconsin.
Anyone who doesn't live there only knows about Chicago.
Anyone who does live there, pretends they don't.
"If they as you where your from don't say Illinois...say Chicago. Or better yet don't say anything at all."
If you don't like the weather in Illinois, wait a few minutes, it'll change.
If you don't like the weather in Illinois, wait a few minutes, it'll change.
by Meh217 March 31, 2011
A state full of poverty, murder, and broke school districts. “A pretty awful place” - most Illinoisans
by Megb2018 January 02, 2018
by El Hammertoe January 07, 2013
The state that has only one city: Chicago. Any other city is somehow invalid, and no one knows where you live because you say what town you live in and they make that renowned face that says, "Where in the hell could that be?"
by SocialAnxietyandPizza August 28, 2019
A place that would be a WHOLE lot fucking better if Chicago just became it's own state other than Chicago it's a good place and GUESS WHAT MOST OF WHAT CHICAGOAN'S CALL SOUTHERN ILLINOIS WHICH IS BELOW I-80 WE LIKE NEW YORK PIZZA TOO BITCHES in my town in EASTERN ILLINOIS with one of the best universities in the the Midwest we have 15 pizza joints and like one maybe two are Chicago pizza and were not REDNECKS we have electricity and indoor toilets to just saying if you didn't move here from Chicago to downstate we just hate you for many reasons like the like 15 governors you voted in were corrupt and the like 5 that are in prison thanks
You live in Chicago.
No i live in Charleston.
Is that part of Chicago.
No its part of Illinois.
You sure?
YES YOU RETARDED JACKASS!!!!!!!!!
No i live in Charleston.
Is that part of Chicago.
No its part of Illinois.
You sure?
YES YOU RETARDED JACKASS!!!!!!!!!
by Lordnikon97 January 23, 2012
by TrappedInTheMidwest October 02, 2009
A state where the multitudes in Chicago (and its collar) blame their woes on "Springfield" as if it weren't PRIMARILY elected officials and political players from Chicago (and its collar) making the decisions in Springfield.
Chicago Mayor Richard Daley wants to put additional pressure on Springfield to allow a casino in the city.
by The Truth December 29, 2004