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If by Anonymous30295& June 1, 2024
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If is short for "I farted"
If by Catarani February 12, 2025
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Hym "If? Bitch, I will fucking kill you. I will kill you."
If by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
1968 movie centering on a English boys boarding school starring, Malcolm McDowellCLOCKWORK ORANGEwhich tells a vivid story with dramatic cinematography of a violent uprising on that campus..If....you are trying to sort out why our own campuses are being shot up you might want to watch this one soon.
Even though it's now 40 yrs old that movie If....really could be about a lot of the things happening in society today,,I think Malcolm McDowell was knighted if not he should be..
If.... by DaynaS February 24, 2008

If
were a person 

“If
were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.

If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.

Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.
Correct ways of using the formula: “If
were a person.”

If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.

If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.

If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu. 

If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu — the American political reality that proves REPRESENTATION MATTERS!!!!

Another version of this saying is “If you don’t have a seat at the table; then you are on the menu.” Meaning: there are a lot of people who are going to get rights, privileges, and tax cuts at the expense of front line workers and people living on the margins.

This is most easily seen in areas where both gerrymandering and redistricting are used to disenfranchise minority voters.

Another area where this is seen is in the backlash against a woman’s right to choose. As of September 9th 2023, the young women coming of age in my family have fewer reproductive and healthcare options than did the generation that crossed into womanhood ahead of them.

Representation Matters and if you don’t have a seat at the table you are on the menu; indeed, if you don’t have a seat at the table you ARE the menu!
Representation matters: If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu.