nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe

A statement used by ePic gAmers, when they squash a nooby.

nooby: *deaths*
epicgamer21: nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe
epicgamer21: *default dances*

by epicgamer21 November 16, 2018

I can't work under these conditions

Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.

Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."

Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"

All: Laughter.

by beagley May 20, 2009

I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

by Dassh September 8, 2004

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008

I can break these cuffs

A phrase usually uttered after being arested, espcially if you are a black midget prostitute, to an officer of the law, often followed by AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!

Black Midget: "I can break these cuffs."
Officer: "You can't break those cuffs."
Black Midget: "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!"

by Fowlah178 June 10, 2010

like i care

usually said to a person you got you pissed off
and you would like to answer him in a got annoyed way

John: (after saying something about your ex) hey i got a new tattoo
Ann: like i care

by kissmebabe February 25, 2012

i can fix that

The quote used by sam the onion picker in the movie "Holes"

the schoolteacher was crying and he simply says "i can fix that"

by maninthebasement October 10, 2007