Hybretarian

A Hybretarian is a person that has conflicting health and fitness beliefs: A crossbreed of a vegetarian on the weekends, Vegan on Monday and Wednesdays. You can spot the rare sighting of a Hybretarian in most major fitness centers, typically sporting a man bun wearing daisy sucks style mesh shorts crab walking (side squats) in the most inconvenient areas i.e. between the free weights and the benches.

Guy 1: It's that time of the year again where all the crab walkers come out.
Guy 2: I know dude, yesterday i had to tell this string bean, Rick James looking to take his Hybretarian ass elsewhere.

by Hamhouse November 30, 2018

saint hubert

aka usually known as “hoeberts” is where all the hoes go who get passes around by judge boys

Ava: Did you see Emily is going to Huberts??
Kenzie: No wonder she’s going to saint hubert.

by iamTHATgirleveryonehates September 7, 2021

Hyberdating

When your whole world revolves around you and your boyfriend/girlfriend. And It’s only them, no one else. You spend ALL your time with them, and you ONLY hang out with them, and you ONLY talk about them, and everything you do is about THEM. Most likely you will end up having: no friends and no personal space or private time.

Friend: "Hey, wanna hang out today?"
Hyberdater: "No, im seeing ____ today"
Friend "Oh ok, how about this weekend?"
Hyberdater: "Well...I'll be with ____ then too"
Friend: "Uhm..alright, so you comin' to my birthday?"
Hyberdater: "Oh darn, I have plans that night with ____"
Friend: "You know what..forget it. Have fun with your hyberdating"

by mosterface483 December 2, 2010

Hypertired

When a person is so tired, they become hyper.

Shit, did you see Johnny the other night? He was so hypertired, he did a backflip over a truck, then fell asleep on the pavement!

by donkeypunch99 May 1, 2009

hypertext

1) A text sent very quickly or to numerous people or both

(er)

(2) Someone who is extremely enthusiastic about texting and they text a minimum of 5 people at all times

(3) Someone who texts with extreme speed and has become a certified hypertexter.

1) Billy just hypertexted me in literally 3 seconds after i sent my text.

2) Golly gee Gerry, you sure text a lot of people! You must be a straight up hypertexter.

3)Mercy me Mary! You certainly text quickly! Are you a certified hypertexter?

by Alliterating Alonso Allenson April 21, 2009

hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock

1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery

by Paul January 9, 2005

hyperthrust

What occurs when lofted bedding collapses while a couple is performing sexual intercourse. When resulting pelvic thrust exceeds a 3-foot barrier it is known as a 'hyperthrust' and typically results in damage to the penis, testicles, ovaries, and pride.

In use largely among college students

- Dude, I heard TS hyperthrusted his girlfriend last night!

- Dude, I heard it too, that was one hell of a scream. You seen him today? He's got about 5 pounds of ice on his junk and his girl ditched him.

by Hector Sanchez May 17, 2004