Hybrid Theory

awesome CD. sold over 8 million copies

by Luka September 28, 2003

ghetto hybrid

When a cash-strapped driver of a gas guzzler changes their driving habits to approach and/or rival the fuel efficiency of a legitamate hybrid vehicle like the Prius. Such behavior modification may include shutting off the vehicle at train crossings and long lights to reduce idle-times. More aggressive behavior modification may involve putting the vehicle into neutral--or even shutting off the engine altogether--when driving down a hill. Furthermore, if the driver is so inclined, it is possible to compare the marginal increase in engine RPM's and simply derive a piece-wise nonlinear regression function that can accurately pinpoint the ideal cruise speed/s for the vehicle.

Clem and Pat are waiting for Clark to arrive at the party.

Clem: Where's Clark? He left his place a half-hour ago and he only lives 20 minutes away.
Pat: He's driving the ghetto hybrid.
Clem: What?!
Pat: Look, the speed limit might be 70, but he prefers to drive at 51 since it adds like 5 miles to the gallon.
Clem: OMG

by Ben354 April 23, 2008

hybrophobe

A bro that's afraid of other bros.

Did you see Charles run away when the party became a sausage fest? Bro's a total hybrophobe.

by Brosephus the Wise October 26, 2007

Hybercocktion

When a males penis and balls get absorbed into their stomach to keep warm in the winter. Hybercocktion usually ends in the beginning of April.

Babe...we need to spoon before Hybercocktion starts...

by JonersBoners November 26, 2019

HybridCalisthenics

A man whos dedication in life is to provide people with new diets, fitness courses, and mental support.

You: Have you seen the new HybridCalisthenics video on the Wim Hof breathing?

Me: Yeah, apparently it helps increase your energy and reduce stress!

by Bhawp13 September 14, 2020

self-pleasuring hybrid

A self-charging hybrid, an invention of the automotive industry to fool wannabe greens that they are making a difference to climate change

Rex thought his new car was a game-changer, when it was simply a gas powered self-pleasuring hybrid

by Limbic Candy September 15, 2020

hybrid theory

1. Linkin Park's debut album
2. Linkin Park's old band name
3. the theory of blending a mix of genres of music

1. i own HT! yay
2. i downloaded some HT! yay. im listening to "carousel" right now!
3. linkin park is a hybrid theory

by lena January 28, 2004