Hunting Man 

While titty fucking a girl, mounting and cocking the rifle, proceed to fart onto her stomach with your cheeks pressed firmly against her skin, the goose call. Once the girl raises her head in disgust blow one in her face; shoot that goose out of the sky. Finally, fish hook her and drag the her off the bed; bring that goose back to camp.

*If you do not plan to bring the kill back, this last step might be a good time to take a picture of your catch to show your buddies or they will never believe it.

AKA Goose Hunting

"You did what?!? We're goign to have to call you the hunting man!"

Hunting Man by The Monster September 21, 2006

Hunting Season 

The 3 months in a year where you can kill furries

It's hunting season, baby!

Hunting Season by Doodle128 May 11, 2022

Hunting Weather 

When the weather is just right for meat packin.

My buddy looked me straight in the eyes and softly touched my face and said to me “Now this is hunting weather.”

Hunting Weather by MeatPackersAnonymous August 29, 2019

hunting hills high school 

Hunting hills is full of “preppy” girls who think they are the shit. Most people are stoners but you would never know it. Everyone who has went to hunting or goes to hunting says the carpets are nasty and that the principal is an ass.

Yeah you probably go to hunting hills high school

hunting hills high school by Munhan06 December 14, 2021

Hunting for WMD's 

An excuse for not doing what was nessessary.

"John why the hell are these orders still on your desk? What are you doing in here Huntin' for WMD's??"

"So sorry I'm late ladies, the trains were a mess, you'd think the motorman was Hunting for WMD's or something"

Hunting for WMD's by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004

Hunting Knife

A penis, often in an erect state.

"The young huntsman unsheathed his hunting knife and placed it against the butcher's steel, ready to be sharpened."

Hunting Knife by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Hunting Billy Mays 

When you are bored and aimlessly flipping through channels, searching for something attention grabbing and exciting, such as a Billy Mays informercial.

"What did you do last night, meng?"
"Pffft, nada, I was hunting billy mays"

Hunting Billy Mays by cbelmontes April 27, 2009