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how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny
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How Many qp

Primarily you can find How many qp upholding the reports section in the legendary Sparc Mac Discord. Alongside this, How Many qp is a man who spends most his time wandering around the men's locker room at the gym, eager to help dry off the elderly patrons. It's hard to say, but his intentions seem sincere, if a bit misguided. With this being said, he is also seen to be the best cook in Lumbridge. His culinary skills are unmatched, but he has one peculiar habit, he loves to slap meat.

Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
I love mens locker rooms = How Many qp
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How Cuddihy

How cuddihy is another way to say ‘How could he’. The word cuddihy origins are unknown but are speculated to stem from a godlike creature. This phrased is only used after your significant other backstabs you.
Luke: Tom you said you were going to go clothes shopping with me tomorrow!

Tom: Yeah sorry I’m going to a party instead

Luke: WTF!! How Cuddihy
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How to spoon

Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck.. HELL YEA
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How the turn tables

Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.
David: Michael, we need you back in the company.
Michael: Oh, how the turn tables
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how did we get here

DO YOU HAVE 90 MINS
guy:how did we get here

me:DO YOU HAVE 90 MINS
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how to start a cult

1.make up a random religion

2. Recruit members

3.you are god
“I met a guy who wanted me to join him “

“He also said how to start a cult”
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