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Hot Pot

A “hot pot” is when you fart in a pot and then cover it with another pot or lid to trap the hot air inside, preferably after eating spicy food to make it seem hotter. You cannot just use a regular fart because the 98.6 degree air will not qualify. It needs to be enhanced by the acidity of spicy food making it “seem hotter.” Also, consider the face that lids have weep holes for steam to escape that may take the edge off of your hot fart, this defeating the purpose. Consider slamming a whole nother pot on top of the fart pot as fast as you can. Could be alternatively known as a pan poot or a poot pot. Best of luck with your hot pot.
I left a hot pot on the stove at the community center, but I remembered later on that I used that glass lid with a weep hole, so you know it bled out. If it wasn’t for that, whoever cut the stove on next would have blown up a 3 foot fire ball! I hope that fire extinguisher in there still works…
by Jwoods163 February 11, 2024
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)
"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"
by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016
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Pounding the hot pot

'Pounding the hot pot' - A term given to a frustrated male that no longer has the capacity to control ones sexual compulsions. A process whereby all rationale and prior human decency are replaced by primordial carnal insanity. This is resolved via the acquisition of inanimate objects which are exploited for one or more forms of copulatory exertions.
As far as i know Jim had never been with a girl before. Some say it was because he was shy, but the truth was that he was absolutely hideous. This saw him 'pounding the hot pot' on a sickeningly frequent basis.
by cardboardboxer August 24, 2019
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Hot Pot Central

Must like a Dutch oven, this is performed with your Asian significant other, after having Asian food.
Man, Tony gave me a hot pot central last night!
We were laying in bed and he just one rip and then covered my head with the blanket. It was so bad, lucky bamboo wilted.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
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Hot pot

When a guy cums on someone’s stomach and it fills their belly button
“He gave me a hot pot last night and I had to scoop it out”
by Lexi Squirts August 14, 2021
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Hot Pot

Functions as a reverse bukkake where multiple females all squirt on one dude.
I just got of a mean hot pot…. I’m soaked.
by Yurt_Dave January 5, 2024
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