Hobster

A cross between a hobo and a hipster, like a roomate who usually has money for nice clothes but no rent money on the 1st

Hobsters are taking over this neighborhood.

by cplax July 23, 2016

hosser

Thats a pig that dont fly Straight

You know what a hosser is... thats a pig that dont fly straight- scarface

by Apugs June 2, 2004

hip-hopster

Hipster who is more into hip-hop (The Cool Kids, Spank Rock, A.T.C.Q) than indie rock/electronica. And who's style is a mix of old school 80's with typical hipster staples. Might be seen skating around with their ironic basketball hat.

"Look at Aaron Lacrate spin those underground French hip-hop records, he's so hip-hopster!"

by TataJuJu February 25, 2008

Cock Holster

N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...

N. A penis garage

Dood, your mom is such a cock holster.

by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003

cock-holster

US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.

"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"

by goodcop8 November 14, 2007

Hosteria

The panic caused by the news that Hostess has declared bankruptcy, resulting in chaos at grocery and convenience stores in an effort to get the last Twinkie, etc.

The Hosteria at Ralph's was so crazy that I just left without picking up my groceries this weekend.

by whitey809 November 16, 2012

Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.

Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.

by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008