Hoovered

Successfully blackmailed back into a romantic relationship by someone who used serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover)

She hoovered me back by saying she would kill herself if I didn't love her. What else could I do?

by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010

Hoovering

1. v. To vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

3. v. Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

5. n. Derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.

1. I was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. Last night, Blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. Last night was great, Tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. Alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.

by Webster's Bro August 6, 2010

Hoovered

When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.

Did you hear about George? He got hoovered last night and it was so painful he called in sick.

by The Doctor of NY January 21, 2021

the hoover

the hoover is performed by mounting your partner from behind
and kicking out her arms while lifting her legs. Proceed to push her
around the floor like a vacuum cleaner.

I pushed that bitch with the hoover last night.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

hoover

Discreetly used in place of the word 'suck(s).'

Linkin Park hoovers! Man, that chick can sure hoover a mean dick!

by @ p$3ud0n`/m May 13, 2005

hoover

To consume beer rapidly

" You finished already? What a Hoover"
" Is that a beer or a TV? Hoover that beer!"

by Upright Hoover April 13, 2007

hoover

A brand of vacuum cleaners.

There is a hoover in the store.

by Andrew Stolzenbach October 17, 2003