(Hoop-D) DC term for ANY big, long AMERICAN automobile, preferably a GM car (Cadi, Chevy etc); MUST have tinted windows so the cops can't see what your smokin, MUST have a system, MUST have rims that cost more than the car itself, usually occupied by either blacks, hispanics or both.
by Kung Fu Rick November 02, 2003
1. A large, broke ass, white, 86 Lincoln Town car, with dear horns on the grill and cat paw prints so dense you can't see out the rear window. Driven by a hillbilly with white hair, who worships Willy Nelson. Usually is missing one or more license plates, and hasn't been inspected in at least 3 years. Comes complete with a broken am/fm radio with superglued on knobs, a "singing" steering column that sounds like a gay tweeter bird, and an inexplicable smell iminating from the interior, like a mix between old cheese from 1991, an excess of cats and dogs, and tamales which have been carted around to pay rent. Embarrasing to drive.
2. An automobile that is so long and top heavy that it rocks when you turn too quick.
3. Something you would call a car that belongs to someone you truly dispise, but really envy.
2. An automobile that is so long and top heavy that it rocks when you turn too quick.
3. Something you would call a car that belongs to someone you truly dispise, but really envy.
1. Bob: "That car is almost 20 years old. It smells like tamales.
Joe: "Ya, It's a hoopty."
2. "We're gonna end hanging off the bridge if you don't fucking stop taking sharp turns."
3. Bosephus: "HAHAHHA I HAVE A NEW MUSTANG HAR HAR HAR, LOOK I'M RICH TOO HAR HAR"
Joe: "What a hoopty, fucker."
Joe: "Ya, It's a hoopty."
2. "We're gonna end hanging off the bridge if you don't fucking stop taking sharp turns."
3. Bosephus: "HAHAHHA I HAVE A NEW MUSTANG HAR HAR HAR, LOOK I'M RICH TOO HAR HAR"
Joe: "What a hoopty, fucker."
by ms.ash December 08, 2005
HOOPTY (noun) any vehicle trashed out or abused to the point it really looks like a plie of shiz-ats
by Priz Biz Sage June 08, 2005
Piece of crap car. It could be a car that some turd spends more money on adding decals, rims, undercarriage lighting, speaker box, etc. noise makers than the car is even worth. Rust bucket.
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by Disco Stu February 07, 2005
N. A vehicle that the value of the sound system and 'dubs' far exceeds the value of the POS in question...
Commonly driven by niggaz/niggers/wiggaz/wiggers and/or chiggaz/chiggers
Commonly driven by niggaz/niggers/wiggaz/wiggers and/or chiggaz/chiggers
'That nigga be done hit mah cah and done rode way wit my ho, nah sh' gon' be hi baby mama. All he be had had was a 1964 Impala,'dunk-ride' wit 26 inch 'dubs'... dat shit was a fuckin' nice-ass hoopty...
by DamnedYank January 18, 2007
Any car that the owner has spent more money on trying to spice it up than it is worth. If you come to Fresno, California, you will see an '83 Corolla with $2,000 rims or...or...HAHAHA! You will see a '94 Geo Metro with a $4,000 paint job and $3,000 rims I recently procured in a race because he thought it was fast.
A prime example of a hooptie would be an '89 Ford Probe with $5,000 worth of accessories or almost any Honda.
by Headman July 13, 2005