Hooptie

1. (Noun) A car (usually older) in a run-down state due to the owner not having the money to fix it.

2. (Noun) A 'legacy' car passed down as the owner gets a newer car. Older teens will pass it on to younger siblings as well. In the military, hoopties can go through many owners as people are posted to and away from a base.

(Example, an Army sergeant in 1990 bought a hooptie from a soldier leaving Germany. He sold that car to another when he was posted elsewhere in 1992. He then was reposted back to that same unit in 1994 and was able to buy the same car back.)

"Dude, I bet you're stoked about the new car! I know it was embarrassing driving around in your brother's old hooptie."

by anonymous January 9, 2025

Hooptie june

The name of the 2nd Hooptie vehicle you own. Slang for the word the Hooptie junior.

Oh snap he is pullin' up in the hooptie june

by BobbyDigital123 May 24, 2010

Hooptie Ride

Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.

"Check out that whooptie ride - I can't believe that paintjob!"

by Ebin October 28, 2002

hooptie bling

Hooptie + Bling Refers to extraneous, unnecessary, typically obnoxious accessories that far exceed the value of the vehicle in cost. Hooptie bling would include but is not limited to: $4000 wheels on a 1980 Honda Civic; $2500 in dash DVD player in a '95 GEO Metro; multi screen car audio video entertainment center with, in playstation and DVD changer installed in a $215 Ford Escort whose owner also felt overwhelming inclined to place a set of $4500 24 inch spinners on as well even though it barely runs and has a cardboard window held in place with staples and duct tape. Do not confuse hooptie bling with a vehicle that has been riced, although similar in stupidity, these two cultural phenomenons typical clash, as their respective enthusiasts do not agree on much more than the insatiable desire to spend thousands of dollars on useless junk for hoopties that barely run.

T Spent 37 months of McDonalds pay checks on hooptie bling so he could get a hoochie!

by Malagent May 24, 2006

hooptie toes

Feet beaten up like a car that's been around the block one too many times

Ashanti better get a pedicure. Those sandals really showing those gnarly hooptie toes

by Rose W April 24, 2019

Hooptie Honda Hoe

Hooptie Honda Hoe
/Hoop/Tee/Hoe

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noun/adjective
1.
a single distinct meaningful word used to descripe a level 2 hood rat known as a (possum) in her thirties , used with others (or sometimes alone) to form a hot box typically and most often in the ghetto known as the hood .
synonyms:Honda Hoot, Possum Pussy, Whored Accord ; More

verb
1.
(Honda Hoeing).
"she honda hoes her hooter in a particularly ironic way"

synonyms: Honda Hooting, Pussy Possum Popping, Acura Couch Hating, Bologna Envy; More

exclamation
INFORMAL
1.
used to express the next genertaion of hood rat.
"“ That Hooptie Honda Hoe hootered her honda in one dangerous way within the Hood while Pussy Possum Popping.”

“The whored Accord .”"

by alqatumawa March 27, 2019

hooptie-ass

(adj.) used to describe any common noun to describe a particularly inferior condition. anything broken or not in proper working order, or typically held together in substandard working order by any kind of cheap glue and/or duct tape.

"that is one hooptie-ass car."
"you're a f*ckin hooptie-ass bitch!"
"let's go get crunk at that hooptie-ass complex J-funk stays at."
"thou art unto thine hooptie-ass."

by Websta! October 16, 2008