Hoobler

Is a term for men, usally bald/buzzed cut/ has a rapist appearance, and tends watch children after school.

"dude stay clear that wendy's a hoobler works there!"

by The BK Lounger March 22, 2009

Hoodless

Not tight; completely lacking any gangster qualities; one who does not charge it to the game. i.e. turtleneck, fanny pack, etc.

"You're hoodless."
"What?"
"You know, like a turtleneck. Hoodless."
"I don't get it."
"The opposite of hoodful."

by Marz Attackz March 16, 2008

hoodles

A homemade drug abuse device, made from whatever's at hand at the moment, laying around the house. (i.e. soda cans, 2 liter bottles, tin foil, duct tape, safety pins, etc.)

Chris, didya bring yer hoodles device so we can smoke this glass????

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bug hoobies

this is just a less popularized version of tig ol bitties

look at them bug hoobies

by hazard November 4, 2003

Hobblesnog

The action of a woman putting her vagina on another man or woman's nose and then the person inhales through the nose process.

"Dude, she hobblesnogs like a pro"

Man 1:"Her vagina smells great."
Man 2:"How do you know?"
Man 1:"She hobblesnogged me."

by blackmamba7 April 20, 2011

Hobblesucked

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

hooblash

when a girl is giving you a blowjob, and she sneezes and or coughs in the process

(male) bitch suck my cock!! (other) ok :D (gargle gargle) (female) achooo!!!!!! (male) this bitch just hooblashed all over my cock!!!!!

by jesus mcintyre March 6, 2011