Hönkhalt

An IKEA sack used to restrain angry swans

Person 1: Those swans are attacking me!
Person 2: Let me just use my Hönkhalt on them

by Oussy2007 February 24, 2023

premature honkulation

act of honking a vehicles horn while stopped at an intersection too quickly after light turns green.

a driver who exhibits signs of premature honkulation will suddenly honk ones horn at the vehicle in front of them quickly after an intersection light turns green.

by justinhenrywalker February 26, 2008

honkledoonkey

n. a goosebump that appears on an owl's rectum after a cold night of flying.

adj. of, or pertaining to a honkledoonkey

v. replaces parjoonkley and fuck

n. this owl has been out for some time, see the honkledoonkeys on its lower rectum?

adj. it was a honkledoonkey of a fat guy

v. argh! i cant believe i honkledoonkeyed it up!

by Lucied5(Josh Selvidge) December 8, 2004

honkliment

When a driver honks his/her horn at an attractive pedestrian as a compliment. Honkliments are usually offered by men as they drive by a hot girl.

As the black seden sped past, the driver briefly tapped his horn. Melissa shyly smiled at the honkliment.

"Dude, honk your horn at her as you go by. She deserves the honkliment."

by Mr. Constipation July 4, 2009

Honka

Serial drink spiller.

He is such a honka. That's the third drink he's spilled in the last hour.

by TrojanROC June 17, 2013

honkaholic

One who has the uncontrolable need to train-horn innocent by standers (including but not limited to) bicyclists, pedestrians, tweakers, children, and the elderly.

I am a honkaholic because I use my train horn to blast the folowing (including but not limited to) bicyclists, pedestrians, tweakers, children, and the elderly.

by Transfer Matt November 11, 2006

honkadelphia

Honkadelphia is the philosophical union in which all male, white, and cool guy Honkies belong to. It's a place, an idea, and a team. Every Honkadelphian (AKA Honky) is prosperous, and carries the burden of a very large and established chang between their legs. Every member of the Honkadelphia United Clan must be given his official nickname by either the Imperial Wizard Honky, "Honkalicious/Cat Eyes" or by his administration (i.e. Honka Claus, Honkasaurus, Honkpottamus,etc.) Every Honkadelphia representative can fluently communicate in Honkbonics, and harpoons fine girlies to his fullest ability. Honkadelphia is the greatest thing, so salute it.

"Hello good sir. My name is Honka Truck, I represent Honkadelphia."
"Honkadelphia makes me gasm, foshiggadale."

by Honkalicious May 9, 2003