Hosages

When someone or something is in a pickle or has a problem (usually frivolous).

"Carson is in a hosages today; he came downstairs, but got scared by the vacuum cleaner and is now hiding under the bed".

"I was in a right hosages this morning. I woke up late because my alarm clock didn't go off!"

by mrsbfigg March 21, 2021

hokage

this is a word known in the anime by masashi kishimoto. a hokage is the highest ninja in the hidden village of the leaf (konoha). they are suppose to protect the village from danger. as of now, there is only five hokages. very soon, naruto uzumaki is gonna be the sixth hokage.

hokage is shit. only a fool would want to be hokage. (tsunade and orochimaru)

by nicky0032 January 10, 2008

hollage

The appropriate way to holla at another person.

Pronounced: holla-age (think usage with the word holla instead of use)

A 40 year old man trying to holla at a 20 year old woman is unacceptable hollage.

by Jenein G July 25, 2008

Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

holadex

A little notebook, or pad that you put girls numbers in that you have accumulated.

After many nights at the bars writing numbers on bar napkins or recipts and loosing them. Ben finally bought a little note book (holadex) that fits in his back pocket, and carry's a pen with him. He put's girls numbers in it with side notes to remember which one is which. Ex. Sarah - Big ass tits, Jamie - Tequila body shots... He officially has a Holodex.

by P Leaf January 16, 2008

hobagel

A terms of endearment for someone/something of questionable history that has redeeming qualities.

Examples could be anything from a slutty friend with a heart of gold to a very old yiddish bread product that has been sitting out on the table far too long. Is it mold or was it always that color? Probably tasted good when you first got it. Pity but it's still a hobagel.

by autropos August 1, 2007

homage

Homage

A ceremonial acknowledgment by a vassal of allegiance to his lord under feudal law....So in Other words when a nigga come around town you best be respectin him in praise fo SHO.

Clayton's Bitches - "Ohh shit, clay clays in town!"

Clayton - Coppin homage what? still got it..

by Clay Clay May 23, 2006