hoiker

A man who repeatedly pulls his trousers up by the belt suddenly in a seizure like manner.

Echo: Looks like Hoiker needs to go D state on a me belt.

Captain: ayyyye just seen him perform a full length belt hoik whilst letting out a little truffle pump.

by bigname July 28, 2015

hoiskerditch

Leaving a music concert (by someone who is generally good) shortly after arriving, because the sound is absolutely terrible (at a particular venue).

The Real Burnouts are great live, but when we saw them at the Uptown Theatre, the sound was so shitty we had to hoiskerditch after two minutes.

by jeanpaulfart December 17, 2015

Heemy Hoisier

To be below quality, stupid, and/or delinquent. Most often describing ones mistake, or to mischievous activities. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

He heemy hoisierly put pornography as a background on the phone display.
His friends mocked at him for being a heemy hoisier as he got an easy answer wrong on the test.

by Green Mio Energy October 25, 2017

Hoisty Mcshving

a person of any gender with undeniable beauty/ someone who makes others want to jump on them and lick their face/ a person who is incredibly attractive and has the ability to make you drool by just looking at them

Laura: ooh, check out that boy in the blue top over there
Kelly: wow, he is a real hoisty mcshving!

by derekthethird December 3, 2009

Heisey

To selfishly hoard the hookah hose when smoking a hookah with several people.

To keep the hookah hose for an unacceptable amount of time before passing it.

Stop Heiseyin' that shit and pass the fucking hookah hose!

by Heis July 24, 2008

Engine Hoist

Equipment designed to test the tensile strength of anything you have forgotten to disconnect in the engine bay

Damn, that Engine Hoist made quick work of the O2 sensor wire!

by Ducksnake February 14, 2008

hoine

Though no one has been able to ultimately pin down the exact meaning, a hoine can be staged to sell.

The term gave birth to the "Hoine Hop," a dance move in which one jumps enthusiastically by placing both hands on a counter surface and then repeatedly pushing upward in a jumping manner.

We'll stage your hoine to sell!

by Goldmine2011 July 31, 2011