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Hoff-drop

slamming someones facebook profile with many, many provocative pictures of David Hasselhoff. Best served on Birthdays. Used in place of "like" rape.
When I woke up and checked my facebook, I found that X Hoff-dropped me while I slept ... asshole!
by ten nine? October 13, 2011
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hoffice

Short for "home office". Term used by entrepreneurs who work from home but are unsure whether to refer to it as a home or office.
"Alright, I'll email the documents when I get back to the hoffice"
by Cyrus Ruffy May 3, 2012
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Hofte Syndrome

Hofte Syndrome

When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control
Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome

Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
by Ibeh November 7, 2015
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hoffman lenses

1. The Sunglasses used in the 1988 cult classic film 'They Live' to see through overt messages in advertising and such, and to see which people are actually people and which people are actually aliens.
2. To wear one's Hoffman Lenses is to view the world through the lenses of psychedelic drugs such as LSD (Albert Hofmann being the scientist who discovered LSD.)
3. A reggae-rock band from Vancouver.
G-"Ya reckon we'll put on our Hoffman Lenses this weekend?"
R-"Yeah, why not; I'll get some 'cid off Gerald later."
by GLaz February 24, 2014
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hofftastic

the word David Hasselhoff uses to replace the word fantastic
Your performance was hofftastic!
by menTrois September 12, 2009
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hoff drunk

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered
Dude you are totally hoff drunk!
by david hasselhoff the 3rd July 2, 2007
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hoffyslapped

When HOFFY or anyone kicks anyones ass in anything.
I Hoffyslapped daddy warbucks for 77 dotz last Saturday
by Hoder April 25, 2017
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