husk hock

Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.

Some dude in the theater had the husk hock so bad he sounded like a dog yakking on a bone

by wolfbait51 May 09, 2011

John Hock

stickam celebrity, has a square but beautiful head. has hair longer then his dick, and loves the ugliest girls.

John Hock is DTF

by john hock is hot September 21, 2008

Hocking College

Located in the desolate, wooded hills of rural Ohio. This is a place where park ranger trainees that walk around with fake guns, and firefighters start fires and put out the same fire every day. School dress code: Carhart, hunting camouflage, sleeveless tees, boots, and jeans. To fit in you must smoke reefer. 4x4 required to reach campus.

Hocking College

by DaBigBiscuit March 15, 2011

hocking ham

to participate in self gratification

Last night I went home chilled out, watched Fargo, and hocked my ham. I was hocking ham all night.

by Montus August 31, 2007

Ham Hocks

A distorted or very unattractive pair of womens breats. Symptons include misaligned nipples, sagging flap jacks, or plain unsightly pair of tits.

Damn that girl has a nasty set of Ham Hocks

by BiGMerK215 November 08, 2010

hocking and bocking

coughing so much that you almost / are sick

Person 1 " you ok ?"
Person 2 " nah man, I was so ill I was hocking and bocking everywhere"

by DinodudeUK January 31, 2016

Hole Hock

When the inside of your ass gets itchy.

Glen: Oh boys lets go down to Texas!

John: Glen are you gonna give me a pearl necklace when we get there?

*Glen is frantically scratching the inside of his ass and it appears as though hes fingering his own ass hole*

John: what the fuck are you doing mate?

Glen: FUCK ME I GOT MYSELF ONE OF THE WORST CASES OF HOLE HOCK! FUCK IM READY TO TEAR MY BALOON KNOT OUT AND TREAD ON THAT SUCKER!

by HartleyJ August 04, 2009