Hobnocker

A British word

Synonyms are Dumbfuck, Dick sucker etc..

Oi fuck you u dumb hobnocker

by NoScopePussy05 November 26, 2020

Hobnocker

someone who poos on peoples lawns

carly shea, sam puckett, freddie benson, spencer shea, Hobnocker

by bdt26 April 28, 2011

hobnocker

someone who is a total jerk

your such a hobnocker!

by freestylingdrums June 26, 2010

hobnocker

something really..gross and whoreish

your mom is such a hobnocker

by Diego C. February 8, 2009

Extreme Hobnobbing

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.

We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!

by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

Hobnocker

A gross embarrassment to something.

"You're a hobnocker to all of America!"

by TranslationWizard August 11, 2009

Hobnobbing

A sexual practice where by a male makes a hole in a buscuit (usually a hobnob) inserts his penis through the hole and proceeds to have sex with a partner, causing the buscuit to crumble; both partners then eat the crumbs of biscuit off the others genitals.

Darling I'm feeling hungry and horny fancy a spot of hobnobbing?

by Fuck you that's who September 4, 2016