hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.

why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!

by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009

Horked

When you extremely outplay your opponent.

Bro did you see what Xposed did last night? He horked all over Wrecky for $200 each.

by zSplits August 7, 2018

horkin

Bigger than huge

Did you see the horkin zit on his face?

by frogqueenie April 6, 2009

Fondling Horklumps

In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.

To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)

In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.

It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.

"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"

"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."

"What?"

"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."

Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.

by Dillon K. H. December 22, 2008

horking

A loud, barking cough that often results in projectiles; honking + hacking + barking

They were wild, noisy children, as usual, except for their horking coughs and endless runny noses.

by skh0914 December 4, 2012

Horked

Canadian Slang: To Steal

You horked my Beer.

by RheaJ April 22, 2009

horkforce

The Horkforce is a cannabis legalization advocacy group. Their goal is to grow to 30 million strong and demand the decriminalization of marijuana.

I joined the Horkforce because I believe marijuana should be legal in the United States of America.

by horkforce May 27, 2009