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hipper

a slam, usually from skateboarding, directly on the hip. the hip will then swell and become inflated with a water-like substance, leading it to feel like a balloon. extremely painful and often debilitating for a few days. hippers take a notoriously long time to heal and often lie dormant, waiting for the next slight unexpected tap to flare up.

treatment: rest, TV, THC
"i went for a backside 50 in the deep end and fell from the coping to the flat. now my hipper's back and my sesh is done today."
by Dr3wfromJ3rsey July 22, 2010
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hippie badass

An ultra cool motherfucker who embraces life to the fullest.Promotes love,peace and happiness.
Jesus Christ was a hippie badass.Turning water into wine.That's him.
by Apple Smoker November 5, 2013
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Hipped

The state of knowing what something means before you're even given this information.
Man 1: Aye did you know Becky slept with the English teacher.

Man 2: I'm already hipped.
by Mackdaddy21 March 15, 2017
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Grammar Hippie

The opposite of grammar Nazi. Grammar Hippies love all forms of language, whether it be slang or Shakespeare. They won't bash you or ignore you if you use slang in an informal environment. Some may speak it and join in, some may still speak to you in the same way they speak to other people and others will admit that they don't understand what you're saying yet they won't look down on you for it. They can admit that they too make mistakes when it comes to the standard form of their native language.
Person 1: Sup guys
Grammar Nazi: I think you mean "what is up." The sky is up, the birds are up.
Grammar Hippie: Chill, you know very well that he was saying "hello". Do we really need to discuss informal colloquialisms and why they exist.
by thisismypseudonym547 November 1, 2011
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hippie punching

1. The fantasy common among disaffected right-wingers of assaulting people they imagine as the embodiment of treasonous forces afflicting the nation. Rarely if ever put into practice, since in the real world the hippies either went back to real life after 1980 or turned into Silicon Valley libertarians.

2. The practice common among establishment centrists of ritualistically denigrating progressives in order to win over imaginary swing voters and David Brooks. Sometimes misinterpreted as a boneheaded political mistake, it's actually a sign of deep and unselfish commitment to pleasing owners and professionals even at the cost of losing elections.
1. After a pleasant afternoon of drinking antifreeze, Vaughan and Christian decided to go down to the fair-trade market for some hippie punching.

2. After a pleasant afternoon of tongue-kissing insurance lobbyists, David Axelrod decided to go down to the Washington Post for some hippie punching.
by MississippiGoddamn October 20, 2010
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Hippie shower

To clean up using a wet nap to rub under your arm pits.
Dave was stinking up the van so we woke him up and told his smelly ass he at least needed a hippie shower.
by Terry July 25, 2004
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hippie picnic

A picnic in an outdoor area that is exactly like a regular picnic except that there is the action of marijuana smoking taking place. It is very convenient because it is equipped with smoke ventilation (outdoors) and munchies (the picnic food you pack).
1: Hey, we're having a hippie picnic this weekend in the park, do you want to come?

2: Sure, I'll bring the sandwhiches. And the weed.
by noelm91 July 24, 2007
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