Hibernian FC

The supreme footballing club of Edinburgh. Known for dominance of their hapless city rivals Heart if midlothian their committed travelling support and widely credited with making Scottish football exciting once more.

Hibernian FC have beaten Heart of Midlothian once again.

by ScottishHibee August 6, 2018

hikersexual

n. A person who is sexually attractive due to the entirely natural state of their body; the person's defining characteristic. Not intentionally masculine, feminine, or androgynous, as those labels are continuously redefined by each society. Rather, a person who is overtly real, unmodified, and physically defined only by their genes and their interaction with the environment.

adj. (of a person) sexually attracted to unmodified people.
• involving or characterized by sexual attraction to natural body image : hikersexual desire.

Oh Shari. I just can't take it anymore. All society offers me are metrosexuals, poofs, prettyboys, armchair warriors, billboard cowboys, and emos. I'm gonna' thru-hike the A.T. in hopes of finding one of those dreamy hikersexuals. You know; a *real* man!

<beeeep> Hey Bob... just wanted you to know. I threw my trophy wife out yesterday. I got tired of waking up next to someone I didn't recognize or want until after she'd spent 3 hours putting herself together every morning. I quit my job, put my place on the market, and am headed for the P.C.T. to locate one of those backcountry hikersexual babes. You know; a chick with brown body hair, everywhere nature intends.

by Bachelor boB December 30, 2007

Nerd Hierarchy

The class system associated with the specific levels of nerd. The lower classes usually worship the higher classes, and ultimately the "highest nerd." The highest nerd is the "coolest" of the nerds in the eyes (behind their glasses of course) of the nerdier nerds.

Eric is at the TOP of the Nerd Heirchy, yo!

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

hiber

the state of mind between high and sober.

Friend: oh i think i’m sober, oh never mind i’m definitely not sober, but i’m not high either. i’m hiber!!!

by lill glimpse September 27, 2019

Hierarchy of passion

Face is more intimate than genitals which is more intimate than hands.

1. Kissing (most passionate)
2. Blowjob
3. Sex
4. Handjob (least passionate)

Did you guys kiss?
No, wasn’t ready for that yet. It’s too high on the hierarchy of passion.

by BrysonStrong November 7, 2021

Premature Hibernation

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.

When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.

by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008

Olympic hibernation

When one religiously watches the Olympic games and fails to do anything else.

"I haven't seen John in a while, where is he?"
"Oh. He went into Olympic hibernation!"

by Sicklaxgoalie February 15, 2010