The intentional advance planning undertaken by an engaged female to schedule her upcoming wedding ceremony to correspond with her monthly menstrual cycle, in an effort to indoctrinate the groom, as early as possible, as to who will be running the show, nookiewise.
"We went to Cancun right after our wedding, and I only got one hand job during our honeymoon - period."
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A Jamaican Honeymoon is a honeymoon in which the white wife has sex with a black man or a "BBC". She may have sex with black man in addition to her husband or if he is a "cockhold" he must watch while she has sex excusively with her black lover.
Teri found out what a Jamaican Honeymoon is when on her wedding night, Teri's husband brought in a black lover to has sex with her.
by Laurenaustex January 9, 2012
Get the Jamaican Honeymoon mug.Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.
The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
by triggerhappykimmy January 1, 2009
Get the honeymoonitis mug.It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.
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