Pretty chill town. For all the stigma about Long Island, West Hempstead remains a down to earth, middle class American Town. The people are generally friendly and every now and again come together for Festivals next to the town's landmark duckpond. West Hempstead is one of those places where you can expect Block parties, Fireworks on July 4th and heated little league baseball. The library also has swastika shaped study carrels, weird for a town with a substantial Jewish population.
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Possibly the greatest town in existence. Full of intelligent, friendly people and with far less chavs than most towns in the UK. Home of the beautiful architectural masterpiece known as the Kodak Tower, the tallest building in the United Kingdom. Usually ripped on by outsiders because of their extreme jealousy (see above defintions).
Outsider: I hate Hemel because I'm a sad inbred from <insert town devoid of all human intelligence>. Deep down I wish I could live there, but even if I did I know I'd never be worthy.
by prolific8 April 10, 2005
Get the hemel hempstead mug.Pretty much self-explanitory. If you see a hampster with a gun, you might want to get the hell out of there, cuz they are pretty mean shots.
by EmuHerder March 2, 2005
Get the hampster with a gun mug.An abomontaion of nature, one parent being a hampster one being a disturbed human with a furry rodent fetish and another parent being satan himself.
Forever tormented by his heritage, illigitamacy as human or beast, ugly-beyond-belief appearance that makes babys cry, woman scream and men suck thier thumbs from kilometers away.
Doomed to be hated by all living and non-living things the hampster man has taken the form of a terribly illiterate and dumbassed teacher at a below average shit hole school in Brisbane, Australia.
The hampster man can be identified as a retarded looking creature, he is short, stumpy and balding due to the stress of his sin-against-nature life he has chewed off all of his fur except for the small amount ontop of his head.
The hampster man is known for unexplainable fits of furry and anger where he will yell for little or no reason endlessly. these are reffered to as hampsterman-splosions.
The hampsterman song:
Who can take a sunrise away
Sprinkle it in poo
Cover it in gay
and a satanic ritual or two?
The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place
Who can take a schoolday
Wrap it in a death wish
Soak it in the blood of babies
and make a terrifyingly shit history lesson?
Children(in fear): The hampsterman?
The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place
The hampsterman makes
Everything he does
horrifying and disgusting
Talk about your childhood wishes
Forget those, your hampsterman's bitches
Who can take tomorrow
Douse it in kerosean
Quadruple the sorrow
And cover you face in his "cream"?
The hampsterman
Children(crying in terror):the hampsterman can
Tom: The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate
And makes the world a horrifying place
And the world is a horrifying place cause the hampster man thinks it should
Forever tormented by his heritage, illigitamacy as human or beast, ugly-beyond-belief appearance that makes babys cry, woman scream and men suck thier thumbs from kilometers away.
Doomed to be hated by all living and non-living things the hampster man has taken the form of a terribly illiterate and dumbassed teacher at a below average shit hole school in Brisbane, Australia.
The hampster man can be identified as a retarded looking creature, he is short, stumpy and balding due to the stress of his sin-against-nature life he has chewed off all of his fur except for the small amount ontop of his head.
The hampster man is known for unexplainable fits of furry and anger where he will yell for little or no reason endlessly. these are reffered to as hampsterman-splosions.
The hampsterman song:
Who can take a sunrise away
Sprinkle it in poo
Cover it in gay
and a satanic ritual or two?
The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place
Who can take a schoolday
Wrap it in a death wish
Soak it in the blood of babies
and make a terrifyingly shit history lesson?
Children(in fear): The hampsterman?
The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place
The hampsterman makes
Everything he does
horrifying and disgusting
Talk about your childhood wishes
Forget those, your hampsterman's bitches
Who can take tomorrow
Douse it in kerosean
Quadruple the sorrow
And cover you face in his "cream"?
The hampsterman
Children(crying in terror):the hampsterman can
Tom: The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate
And makes the world a horrifying place
And the world is a horrifying place cause the hampster man thinks it should
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by MemphisTN October 17, 2005
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