The Jim Henson

During coitus, the male puts one hand in the female’s vagina and the other in her rectum, and proceeds to use his hands as puppets and performs The Muppets “Mah Nà Mah Nà” duet while inside her until she reaches climax.

“Dude, I did the Jim Henson with my girlfriend last night and by the end she was singing along”

by weird sex acts July 14, 2019

Helsinki Suicide

A helsinki suicide is when someone falls asleep outdoors drunken and freezes to death. This usually happens in northern countries during winter. It is a sad but very comfortable way the leave the world of the living.

"Where is Jukka?" "Didn't you hear? He committed a helsinki suicide!"

by SirJoe March 29, 2010

The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.

"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."

by Sloshball August 23, 2011

Swedish Helsinki

A Swedish Helsinki is when you take a Helsinki on the floor neighbouring the toilet.

Ted: "Holy shit, did you take a massive dump on the bathroom floor just now?"
Chris: "Yes, it was to point out the awesomeness that is Swedish Helsinki."

by The Bilge September 28, 2011

John Henson

1. Unfunny "comedian" who was once host of Talk Soup and currently has a "show" on the TV Guide Channel.

2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.

1. I would rather channel surf than have to listen/see John Henson rattle off unfunny sayings.

2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!

by The Tyler July 31, 2006

van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters

"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"

by clint February 23, 2005

Paul David Hewson

Paul David Hewson goes by Bono, and is the lead singer in U2. A positively perfect man in all of his imperfection, he is an excellent man and singer.

"I knew Paul David Hewson when I was growing up, but I bet he doesn't remember me."

by Loren, Spontaneous Lead Singer August 29, 2008