heifer stalking

akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.

who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.

by lexicali slim September 19, 2009

Heiner

A mildly offensive insult, popular in the US Midwest. Interchangeable with any of thousands of other generic insults like dillhole or asshat.

"Joe keeps hanging around drinking all my beer and asking to borrow money. What a heiner."

by CabronDeOz July 4, 2009

heiferbitch

-bitch ass bitch that is fat like a cow and worse than an ordinary lame old bitch.
-it can also be a term of endearment for your beetches

snaps for jeaniqua for this word, heiferbitch.

by timmywimmy January 16, 2007

mother heifer

circa 2005
country of origin: Katie Abbott

Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".

random guy on college campus: "Dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her Razor scooter? She totally just biffed it."
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"

by Samantha Winter March 29, 2005

Stank heifer

A large or obese promiscuous woman. A woman of loose morals, hygiene, and an ever expanding waistline.

I was too drunk to throw some game at the club so I ended up taking some stank heifer home and have been regretting it ever since.

by epilgo July 12, 2006

heifer

a predigiously large female, usually from Kentucky), about the same size as a cow.

wow, that heifer just killed batista by sitting on him!

by Willisdukeweatherford November 8, 2006

Hairers

The name for the group of people who openly question the legitimacy of Donald Trump's hair. Is it real? Is it a wig? Is there an alien living under there? Hairers do not believe his hair is real and demand he produce irrefutable evidence that it is - as he claims - his real hair.

Why hairers? It's modeled after the term "birthers" which is the charge that Trump is currently leading to question whether or not Obama was born a US citizen.

There's going to be a hairers rally this afternoon where people will be chanting and wearing wigs.

by TheDeeDub May 18, 2011