hefnering

To relax during the evening with a glass of your favorite liquer. Robe, lounge chair, pipe and firepalce add to the hefnering feel.

I"m having such a hard day I barely take it. When I get home im going have a glass of my favorite cognac and Hefnering it the rest of the evening.

by Hilmar Sigurdsson March 19, 2008

Heinerscheid

The process of letting woke company ideology get in the way of common sense, to the point of it costing you billions in revenue and/or market capitalization, and when such mistakes are realized, instead of pivoting to normalcy you double down thus destroying the company in the process.

Costanza just hired Ravi from Harvard to reinvigorate our brand, I hope he doesn't pull a Heinerscheid and take us down in the process.

by Weebs67 August 9, 2023

Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

by azdude June 9, 2009

Hefnerflefnerflef

A word used to describe a stupid comment someone made. Usually something rude or anyoing that you dont want to respond to, can be responded to using this word.

Carl- Hey dude, your mom is ugly.
You-Hefnerflefnerflef

by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010

hufner

foreign person with a hang for good beer

We went to a pub for a Guinness, and saw a hufner singing falsely. What an accent!

by Phoneybone June 18, 2003

heyner

A fluffy Mexican rabbit

My dad just got my brother a heyner for christmas

by Heyyaaaaaalllll December 2, 2013

hefferlump

A lazy, fat woman usually being rude or you are insulting them with vulgarity

"Get up and do the dishes you hefferlump!"

by DictumiJ May 27, 2014