safe haven button

usually when you're a teenager in a room by yourself while your parents are home and you're and watching a show on tv and it comes to an intimate/sexual scene, you put your finger on the previous channel button also known as the safe haven button that should send you to a sports channel that will make your parents think thats what you were watching the entire time

i flipped on the tv last night while friday night lights was on and the part where don billingsley was getting it on with a girl and my mom walked in, luckily i had my finger on the safe haven button and it was set to ESPN

by mbroooo12345 October 7, 2007

Fair Haven

A rather rich, suburb, near the Jersey Shore, consists of many surfer brahs, skaters, assholes, parents who want there kids to have a "good education" and cool dudes. Fair Haven is a small town with a lot of chill people. There is a minor goth crowd that can cover up the warm atmosphere, but they are rarely acknowledged and don't contribute to the town in any way shape or form. In Fair Haven you may often find a group of kids walking around with a water bottle filled with vodka, looking for a place to chill. You will often find a rather large group crowded around the Krauwsers parking lot on any given weekend night. You will realize your in Fair Haven when you meet the cops there, who dont let you go 5 mph above the speed limit and who often take young kids bikes away for not wearing a helmet, simply because they have nothing better to do. in Fair Haven you will rarely come across a mexican unless they are hired to clean someone's house. On the other hand there is a rather small black population, who brings a little "ghettoness" to the small town. Another popular place in Fair Haven is Umbertos aka "scum" due to its dirty atmosphere, where you will be sure to meet Silvio, he's pretty chill. But the real heart of Fair Haven is brought out by the people who live there. They love to party and have a good time.

On your way down to Florida for spring break stop by Fair Haven where the livins easy.

by FHNJ December 21, 2006

New Haven

the 4th most violent city in America

I got shot in New Haven, Connecticut.

by shannonigans23 October 3, 2011

shaven haven

a hairless beaver ; a freshly mowed lawn ; smooth punani

"the queen she got a shaven haven" - Ali G

by glasrauch April 8, 2003

Shit Idiot Haven

A gathering place for people with a low IQ and personality disorders and/or addictions.

Trailer Parks are a shit idiot haven for drunks, potheads and total tools.

by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

Tom Haverford

A character played by Aziz Ansari on "Parks and Recreation". He's the funniest, is always willing to party, and gets the most chicks.

Tom Haverford: Lucy is my girlfriend...

by teheeeeeheeee August 20, 2010

Haternova

When the hate in the room has reached critical levels, and implosion is imminent

Guy 1: Yo, I really hate minorities
Guy 2: Same, I really hate old people
Guy 3: Bro, I really hate bitches
Guy 4: WTF-

B00000000000000000M
(Haternova has commenced)

by Deuce_Man March 18, 2011