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cooter haulin'

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.
Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?
by weyus July 26, 2018
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Hauling Yorkie

1. A cover phrase used as a stand-in for any secretive or illicit act that one does not want to made public.

2. Used to describe any unknown act; usually of an illicit or frowned-upon nature.
"What'd I do last night? Eh, not much. I got in, made some dinner, hauled some yorkie and went to bed."

"Nobody's gonna be hauling any yorkie on my watch!"
by Brad August 12, 2004
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Hau`oli

the hawaiian word for "happy," but one of the most fascinating individuals you will ever come across. A simple, yet passionate guy who is loving, strong, and overflowing with joy. Powerful spirituality, thus an immovable faith. One who's personality, and lifestyle are so easy to fall in love with. A very deep passion for music of all sorts. With breathtaking looks, and a pleasant aura, happiness gleams from him. Hau`oli is captivating in all aspects, a truly remarkable individual, and the reason i believe in love.
Hau`oli - happy individual, taking life as it comes
by mariiiiin August 21, 2013
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corn hauling

term meaning to have sex. usually used as code for the cheater and his mistress.
"Lets go corn-hauling tonight"
by unknown August 30, 2003
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Hamoline

A stupid skanky whore who lets her saggy puss filled pussy pimples hang out of her extra small thong when she should be wearing an extra large thong.
She also will accept quarters being thrown at her while you speed away after the worst head of your life.
I was trying to drink my diet pepsi when i saw a Hamoline and instead spit it out all over this computer screen thinking of that nasty ass Hamoline.
by Vwhoria March 8, 2009
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Haulier

A person performing a disgusting act involving, snorting back and then bringing up, an enormous ball of snort and spitting the lump onto the pavement.
I can't stand it, that haulier off loaded a seventeen pounder on my door step!
by Bensonpup August 7, 2008
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Haulie

What people local to/in Hawaii call Caucasians/ white tourist.Usually haulies are from the mainland USA, or really anywhere other than the Hawaiian Islands.If you are white but born and raised on the Islands, then technically you not one haulie.Some people spell it like haolie.And (coming from a local) haulies usually wear shoes, hats, aloha shirts (-.-), are frickin' irritating, dunno where the hell they stay going, are pretty stupid, etc.The worst and most irritating one to us locals is they pronounce EVERYTHING wrong. >.<
LOCAL 1:Ho brah, dat one frickin' haulie just wen' give me da stink eye!You wen' see ya?!

LOCAL 2:Ya, i saw the bugga do dat!Ho dat one!Wish all dem haulies would jus' go back to da mainland already!

LOCAL 1:Ho, dat be da life brah!Haulie free!!
by HawaiianLife808 September 23, 2010
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