Hamoline

A stupid skanky whore who lets her saggy puss filled pussy pimples hang out of her extra small thong when she should be wearing an extra large thong.
She also will accept quarters being thrown at her while you speed away after the worst head of your life.

I was trying to drink my diet pepsi when i saw a Hamoline and instead spit it out all over this computer screen thinking of that nasty ass Hamoline.

by Vwhoria March 8, 2009

Hamline University

A liberal arts school where half the students play sports and the other half of the students do not. The athletes are D3. The liberal arts kids try to dress unique, dance, and sing at awkward times; 1 out of 6 people are not straight. It feels just like high school with more gay people.

Dude what's at Hamline University? Liberal arts things plus sports.

by Shanikana May 2, 2009

Hamline Wireless

A wireless connection that is hardly ever functional.

Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.

Dude, don't go to that internet cafe, its like using Hamline Wireless.

You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.

by 1L February 4, 2006

HAROLINE

It’s the best name you can give people who are deeply in love. They will always be together and around each other. One half is Henry the other half is Caroline.

Henry and Caroline make up Haroline.

by SecretManAtHRA January 9, 2019

Pull a hamline

To peace the fuck out; vanish like dust to the wind; disapparate like a hippogriff

I didn't feel like waiting for my check-in, so I decided to pull a hamline and got a beer instead.

by Moz47 September 4, 2010

Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest engine oil on the planet. Whether it’s summer or winter, just pop your drunk and drop some Caltex engine oil and watch that car drive smooth and with power.

Hey man, what my car needs oil, what do I do?

Habibi, are you stupid? Ofcourse you have to use Caltex Havoline engine oil! Don’t ask stupid questions!

by AmroRamy November 22, 2021

Hamline Desperatitis

This is a syndrome that first-year females can be diagnosed with this syndorme. The freshmen class at Hamline is 58% female and 42% male. Because of this, some females become even more desperate to claim a man before they are all taken. Their desperation gets to the point of daily entertainment. This can be contagious for the more desperate one female is, the more others will be to out do them.

Symptons include: Drawing pictures of jerseys with the number "69" on it in order to show sport-oriented men and saw they drew it "accidiently". Wearing heels they cannot walk in. Having a family member rent out a hotel at a casino for two over Spring Break and telling the male it is a surprise vacation for him. Dumbing themselves down in Math courses in order to ask him for help. Getting to class extra early so they can place their stuff down on the chair next to the one the gentlemen sits in, than sitting down in the chair on the other side of his. Turning their legs so the are under his small desk which is attached to chair. Resting their arms on his desk as he continues to scoot his body further away. After all of these attempts, still not having his number or have been asked out yet.

That poor girl had no control over coming down with Hamline Desperatitis.

by Secured female May 18, 2011