Bensonpup's definitions

Molar bungy

A ghastly ball of phlegm that refuses to leave home and clings tenaciously to the molars.

My cold is very bad. This morning I brought up a real Molar bungy!

by Bensonpup August 6, 2008

Haulier

A person performing a disgusting act involving, snorting back and then bringing up, an enormous ball of snort and spitting the lump onto the pavement.

I can't stand it, that haulier off loaded a seventeen pounder on my door step!

by Bensonpup August 7, 2008

Retarded Prehominid

A Retarded Prehominid. Someone so spectacularly stupid, they cannot be considered human.

I wouldn't listen to the Bishop if I were you, he's a retarded prehominid and should be treated with the contempt his position demands.

by Bensonpup August 4, 2008

Leviathan

An enormous, ocean going turd that, before launch, requires the presence of a Royal, bunting strung along its length, champagne smashed over its bows, a brass band and cheering, hat tossing crowds, before it is allowed to prowl the open seas. A truly gargantuan shit, generally armed with a minimum of eight fifteen inch guns and fitted with Jarrow boilers and armoured decking.

Boy oh Boy! I had an Indian last night and this morning it spawned a Leviathan! My asrehole will take weeks to recover after launching that baby!

by Bensonpup August 7, 2008